In the 1980’s big hair and black velvet blazers were the fashion. One Sunday after church Husband spots Wife across the room in animated conversation. Unobtrusively he approaches from behind and begins massaging velvety shoulders. She suddenly whirls around; he suddenly realizes wrong woman!
Anyway, that’s the story my husband told me later, sheepishly adding, “Duped by same hair, same blazer, I guess.”